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unexplained-events:

These amazing underwater “crop circles” are the result of a species of pufferfish. The males create these large, intricate designs in the seabed with their fins to attract potential mates. The females inspect the finished design and decide if they wish to mate with the male from there. The female will lay her eggs in the center of the circles, and the male will then fertilize and guard the eggs. 

Previously, the circles were of unknown origin, and remained a mystery for several years until it was discovered that these little guys were responsible for the beautiful designs.

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nostopdasgay:

So my friend has an english vocabulary homework assignment where he has to write the word, the definition, and use the word in a sentence. He was given “affectionate” and this is what he wrote:

Affectionate - Fondness, Love
Example: “Nothing says “true affection” like a 9-inch dildo packed with enough D batteries to power the delorian.”

This is poetry.

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

jayshana:

blondeisawesome:

A wave viewed from underwater

That’s unsettling and beautiful.

jayshana:

blondeisawesome:

A wave viewed from underwater

That’s unsettling and beautiful.

My naked body is not sinful or immoral. It is not dirty or bad or wrong. My naked body is not pornographic, obscene, or “slutty.”

My naked body is just a body.

Any negative ideas you have about a naked body are due to sexualizing bodies, and the idea that sex is a dirty thing.

Why are you offended by and afraid of your own anatomy?

Get over it.

My naked body is just a body.

(Source: captainkittysticks)

craizie:

 

THE LIGHTS ARE MOVING OMFG

wow, what a view

I’ve seen only the first half of the image and thought “ugh, what a stupid black picture” but then I scrolled down and saw the lights - “wow”

If you zoom in or look closely you can see the stars wow this is amazing

I totally thought that was just dust on my laptop screen ^

The lights holy fck

i don’t see the stars

(Source: donttalkbutobserve)

funny-shit-for-giggles:

youngblackandvegan:

yourpersonalcheerleader:

linrenzo:

videohall:

Baby laughing while getting shots

> Rock star doctor.

I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him

My heart!

this is just the cutest thing ever!!!

Are you kidding? If my doctor treated me like this, I’d totally be fine with shots. Instead they’re just as awkward about giving the shots as people are about getting them.




aforethot:

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.
According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.
Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

But slavery was so long ago…..

aforethot:

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.

According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.

Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

But slavery was so long ago…..

"I wonder who’s gonna be by my side in 10 years."

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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